Thursday, October 1, 2009

Open Letter to the Crazy Crack-Head Lady

***Disclaimer: no, this is not about you. If you are on my blogroll, you are a friend...in real life or online, you are my friend. I honestly couldn't resist this today, it has to be done.

Dear Crazy Crack-Head Lady;

Oh my God!!! You are bat-shit crazy, not even the good kind of crazy now!!! Holy crap, get some help!!! I know you look all healthy and stuff, but clearly you are not...this isn't even funny anymore.

Yours tuly;
Kylie's Mom.

4 comments:

Cori said...

Details!! We need details!! ;)

mackey said...

Yes, we NEED details!!!!! Maybe you could write the story about her but then put a disclaimer at the end & say that the story is pure fiction & has no relevance to anyone living or dead....u know....like they do in the movies. LoL

Jennifer said...
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Kylie's Mom said...

No. No details.

It is far more entertaining if I spare you the details lol.

I need a drink.